Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Spiders (the real truth)

Spiders are very interesting creatures, that come in many shapes, sizes, and colors. They can be friendly or very aggressive. Some are harry and some are slimy. I personally have not found any that I can say I like!
  They call this arachnophobia, and that is what I would consider myself. I just like smashing them, that way I know I will never encounter that little creature again.
  Safety first, I have heard that the colorful spiders are the spiders that you have to be cautious of, this meaning that they are poisonous. If you encounter a spider, smash his ass! That way I don't have to find him in my shoe or some odd place. If you are one of those spider lovers, take his ass home with you! Thanks
  A piece of advice for my dear outdoors friends that like walking threw the woods, always carry a stick to swipe threw the air in front of you is a good idea. Those little creatures tried putting me in a cocoon one time, nearly shit. Don't know what that crazy little critter was thinking. Anyway, this does work, nothing like swarming like a little girl in the woods in front of your girl or your friends. Although I would recommend always caring a stick, alone or not alone.
  There are very few good spiders and a good spider to me is a dead one! An old acquittance once told me that he had a pet spider in jail or the mental institution or some damn place. His name was YoYo. Well, that is pretty creative, I will give him that! I guess you would have to be crazy to like spiders.
  I will attach a link to check out some very interesting spiders, I will guarantee a laugh! Good Day!



2 comments:

  1. I could not agree more with your post. I absolutely hate spiders. Although they are much smaller than me I feel as if they could eat me alive. If I see one I have to kill it whether it is outside or not, because I feel like it will find a way into my house or on the clothes. I have always been really scared of spiders and even watching your video grosses me out because they look terrifying. I do not know how people could have those things as pets, and most of the time the ones they do have as pets are tarantulas. I would be afraid it would get out of its cage somehow and bite me while I was sleeping. I plan on sticking with killing them because like you said my idea of a good spider is a dead one.

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  2. I, like Jamie, also could not agree more with your post. I once was almost cocooned as well by one of those lil bastards while I was walking through the woods once. Now if I go into the woods during spring/summer I always take a stick to wave in the air in front of me just in case one is trying to cocoon me again. T_T

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